Xeno Archaeology is the direct cause of 99% of all ills in science fiction. Some inquiring busybody turns up on a planet, finds a box surrounded by dead people with a massive sign saying "Whatever you do, don't open this box" and an other sign saying "That means you dumbarse" and then opens the box that has contained the ancient evil that nearly destroyed all of existance. I have made a public commitment to cull anybody who declares themselves to be one in real life, but Eve isn't real so I now plan to embark on a career as an...