So where were we? Ah yes…I’d gotten into one of those awkward and embarrassing situations brought about by being entirely too open and candid in a blog. Not a particularly isolated problem it seems.
There is something rather compelling about a blank page designed to be lost to the gulfs of the internet, which draws at you and compels you to write. It is these same compulsions which cause people to write down their innermost, darkest secrets in diaries protected only by the filmiest of padlocks and a ‘My Sekrit Diary! Keep Off!!!’ label.
Still, things worked themselves out in the end, and for the best, and here we go again, but on a more discrete footing, of course...
Meanwhile, in the confusion of the raid on The Extravagance Club, by Inspector Pepper of Scotland Yard, (at the Reverend Dobbs’ behest, no doubt) I seem to have mislaid my previous accomplice, (who shall not be named for Google Reasons), and have had to flee for my liberty to deepest Eastern Europe, where I have taken on a new identity, and trade; that of Monsterhunter, which seems to be quite a growth industry out here.
So, on with the show…