Meanwhile, in other SOE Nutter Network News, it seems they're looking for a Queen Antonia Bayle Look-a-like to make young impressionable visitors to EQ2 Fan Faires awkward and uncomfortable:

Games.Slashdot: Sony Online Seeking Queen of Everquest

I guess Heather Graham must have freaked out when the approached her with The Outfit then, which is understandable. Afterall, I expect she'd rather like to continue a proper career in real movies at some point. Anyway, if you look anything like this:

Queen Queen Antonia Bayle - Proving that Royalty Needn't Always Be Frumpy (SFW, just about...)

...then you'd best watch this space:

"The Quest for Antonia" - (NOT an upcoming Adventure Pack)

Still interested? Then you should probably be aware that this is what they make the current one wear:

Firiona Vie, Avatar of Goodness, Light and Out of Work Actresses (SFW, if you don't work in a Monastery or similar...)

I thought about trying for it myself, but I suspect I have an insufficient number of boobies for the job. However, I'm quite optimistic about "The Quest for Lucan", as I look exactly like this in real life!

Lucan D'Lere, Boo, Hiss, etc